he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
