I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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