Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
