I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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