We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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