she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i dont even know how to be here
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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