He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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