his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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