Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
