You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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