You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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