are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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