Pappa wants mamma naked
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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