so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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