WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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