no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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