let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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