Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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