Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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