i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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