First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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