I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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