Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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