You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I did not marry a roomba.
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