u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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