He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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