Kiss
Puke
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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