smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
