Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we should paint friendship bongs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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