I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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