just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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