Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They took my balls.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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