sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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