Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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