Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
