laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
