dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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