There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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