I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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