i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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