id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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