I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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