Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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