dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You've changed since you got that strap on
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