Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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