you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
