So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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