Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
do nipples grow back?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
