Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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