What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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